Following the lead of the esteemed Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom held a press conference today at City Hall in which he declared, "There are no homosexuals in San Francisco!" a statement that was met with even more laughter than what greeted Ahmadinejad's farcical performance at Columbia University last Monday. Though the "City by the Bay" has long been reported to have a homosexual population of close to 20 percent, Newsom disputed that by saying, "Perhaps at one time there were (homosexuals) in San Francisco, but by the late 90's they all migrated to Butte (Montana) on the news that the name of the town had been mispronounced all these years..."
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