Here is the official statement from His Spiritualness Himself, the Dalai Lama:
"It is with a very heavy heart that I inform you that I have applied for and have been granted a restraining order on one Richard Gere of Los Angeles, California. As the world knows, I have grown close with Richard over the past several years, and consider him to be a well-intentioned, good-hearted person. His karma is definitely in the right place. However, Richard just doesn't seem to understand that even the Dalai Lama needs a little space from time to time... I have traveled from mountain top to mountain top in seek of a little solitude in order to pray and seek a higher state of consciousness. But it seems like every mountain top I visit, there's old Richard sitting Indian-style, eyes closed, hands outstretched to the side, as if he's trying to catch the breeze in his hands. Of course, when he sees me, he leaps to his feet and runs over to me, rubbing my bald scalp and tugging at my cloth. It's FREAKING ANNOYING, DAMN IT!!! Get a FREAKING GRIP, would ya, Richard? You're a FREAKING ACTOR, for chris'sakes! Don't you have anything BETTER to do than to bug a little old bald man who doesn't even speak your FREAKING LANGUAGE??? Why don't you channel some of that energy into making BETTER MOVIES, for crying out loud!!! How about a "Mr. Goodbar" sequel or something? Geez, oh mighty, how do you expect to find any ENLIGHTENMENT when you're always KISSING UP TO ME???!!!! And don't get me started on all those GAY RUMORS.... Just BACK OFF, will you???!!!
Sincerely,
The Dalai Lama Himself
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