Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) has been voted by Creepy People Magazine as the member of Congress "most likely to have a Larry Craig moment" in an overwhelming poll released late last night, as people were changing planes in airports all over the country. Reid, who has been making waves recently for his suggestion that the arson-induced wildfires in southern California were caused by global warming, was cited by the magazine as having a "creepiness ratio" of 10 - the highest possible score. He also scored highly on the "lack of manliness" scale, tallying a 9.5. Finally, Reid sealed the deal by receiving a 9.5 score for his nimble ability to Irish stepdance, which he gladly demonstrates whenever anyone asks him what the hell he's ever accomplished in Congress...
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