Thursday, October 4, 2007

Senator Larry Craig to Star in the Opening to "My Three Sons"


What if Sen. Larry Craig - he of bathroom stall fame - resigned from the Senate and then went into show business to appear in the opening to "My Three Sons," a remake of the old Fred MacMurray sitcom? Can't you see it? The film opens with with two animated pairs of feet, standing stationary, and then suddenly Craig's big size 12's enter the frame accompanied by the old show's familiar theme song... Da da da daaaaa... da da da daaaaa... At that point, Craig's feet start tapping to the music. Soon, his foot begins to nudge over closer to one of the other pairs of feet. Before long, Craig's foot starts tapping against the other foot... Ah, it's times like these I wish I were a cartoonist...
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