With Presidency Now Out of Reach, Clintons To Open Quaint Bed & Breakfast

Barack Obama's election as the next U.S. President means that Hillary Clinton's aspirations to one day occupy the Oval Office are officially over, which immediately begged the question: what will the Clintons do next? Well, it didn't take long to find the answer. Within moments of Obama going over the magic 270 electoral vote threshold, thereby clinching the presidency, Bill and Hillary Clinton issued a joint statement, congratulating Obama on his victory - and then making the stunning announcement that they plan to open a quaint little Bed & Breakfast in the Washington, D.C. neighborhood of Georgetown, where the 42nd president once studied. "It'll be the kind of place where people can either sit in the reading room and take in all the literature glorifying our presidency, or easily walk to all the boutiques and shops along Wisconsin Avenue," said Mrs. Clinton. "And what better way to start the day than having Bill whip up one of his famous ham and cheese omlettes!"