Former President Bill Clinton, already troubled by his plummeting reputation due to his erratic behavior out on the campaign trail, now has another problem: he inadvertently erased all the songs on his iPod except for one: Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen... When asked how he could be so careless as to lose over 1,000 songs he had compiled on the device, Clinton's face turned purple-red and he wagged his finger angrily at the questioner. "See, this is exactly the reason why Hillary isn't the nominee," he snarled. "You guys are too focused on what's on my iPod instead of the real issues, like who's gonna reform health care, social security, implement a sound energy policy that conserves energy while at the same time encourages development of new sources of energy, creates a tax code that is fair to working Americans, and of course, how many hot interns Hillary might have in the White House should she be president..."
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