Life isn't all bad for Rod Blagojevich. The embattled Illinois Governor has a new condom named after him: Wii Fit. The prophylactic has been flying off the shelves in stores all across America this holiday season, making it the top-selling condom of all time. Bruce Sizemore, an analyst with a marketing research firm in Chicago, says the mega sales of Wii Fit: The Condom has been nothing short of phenomenal. "We're learning more about penis size every day," said Sizemore, excitedly. "And, despite his legal troubles, we owe it to the Governor of Illinois for having the courage to step forward and become the public face of little dicks all across the country..."Return to See Span Run
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